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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 的确只有当我们失去时才知道曾拥有的是什么，同样，只有当我 ... 回复
Every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare. 回复
Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell. 回复
Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell. 回复
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. 回复
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. 回复
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. 回复
Don't make promises when you're joyful. Don't reply when you're sad. Don't make decisions when you're angry. 回复
New Year's Eve 回复
May there be joy and happiness around you today and forever always. Happy New Year ! 回复
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. 回复
No matter how far you may fly, never forget where you come from. 回复
Growing in wisdom can be measured by the decrease in bitterness. 回复
Don't tell lies because those who believe your lies are the ones who believe in you. 回复
Don't set your goals according to what are deemed important by others. Only you know what is best for yourself. 回复

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蝶非蝶花非花 2012-5-4 23:57:37: 时刻提醒自己：我在做什么？为什么做？
http://home.ebigear.com/blog-2798598-64149.html
经典笑话：分担痛苦！！老师问学生道：要怎麽解释‘与人分担痛苦，会使痛苦减半’呢？

小伦回答说：如果我爸爸打我，我就随即揍我弟弟！

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-5-1 15:09:05: 趣味英语：（认）找错人了看走眼了 http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-60504.html 最低分 the lowest grade "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give." 学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。” 老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！” ... ...

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-24 10:23:39: 英文箴言录大全
http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-60524.html
经典笑话：要烤几分熟甲:你不是在火化场做的好好的,怎麽会被辞退呢?

乙:都怪我多嘴!

甲:你说了什麽吗?

乙:那一次我问旁边的家属要烤几分熟!

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-22 09:57:50: 英文箴言录大全 http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-60524.html 经典笑话：点菜一位英国青年邀请女朋友到一家法国餐馆吃饭。可是，他不懂法语，不知道菜单上写的是什么。但他不愿在女友面前显得无知，便指着菜单上的几行字对侍者说：“好吧，我们就吃这几样吧！” “对不起，”侍者看了看菜单，笑道，“这是乐队演奏的乐曲！” ...

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-19 23:50:51: http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-60556.html
经典笑话：下降一点将军到某征兵站询问：“今天的报名情况如何？”

站长回答：“报告长官，昨天和前天都有一个人来报名，今天的

报名人数比昨天和前天稍稍下降一点！”

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-15 08:32:26: http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-62956.html
经典笑话：还要废话女：谈恋爱的条件是什么？

男：一个男人跟一个女人。

女：废话！

男：没错，还需要一堆废话。

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-10 03:47:42: 经典笑话：经典笑话：近亲通奸史密斯太太抱着生病的母猫到兽医处求诊.

"这只猫怀孕了."兽医说.

"怎么可能!她从来没和公猫接触过."史密斯太太很不相信的说.

这时突然有一只公猫走进屋来.

"这只公猫怎么说?"兽医问道.

"不要开玩笑了!这只是她的哥哥."

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-3-15 04:58:35: 老板的主意 Boss's idea When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. 由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男人接的，他说我的打印机也许只是需要清理一下。 Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer's directions and try the job myself. 他还说，如果让维修部清理的话要 ... ...

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-3-1 10:40:19: 经典笑话：生物学班上相士对青蛙王子说：你将要遇到的美貌女子，会被你吸引住，想要深入了解你，接近你。青蛙王子：会在什么地方？相士：生物学班上。

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-2-16 07:11:31: 经典笑话：我也不知道为什么一个年轻的姑娘有个男朋友。有一天，那个姑娘给男朋友打了个电话，聊了好长时间。姑娘的母亲抢过电话，问道：“你姓什么？” “我姓魏。”姑娘的男朋友说。姑娘的母亲又问：“魏什么” “我也不知道为什么，我的爸爸和爷爷都姓魏！”姑娘的男朋友说。 ... ...

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-2-14 11:15:06: 经典笑话：撑大肚子妈妈看到姐姐买了一条漂亮的新裙子，好奇地借来试穿一下，结果腰围部分太紧,但勉强还扣得上。姐姐见状，颇为心疼地说：“妈，我的裙子都被你撑大了啦！”
妈妈也不甘示弱：“我的肚子还不是被你撑大的！”

蝶非蝶花非花 2012-2-11 06:03:17: joke: 急诊 Help! Doctor Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! "My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!" "Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes." "Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?" "Just use another pen!" “救命！医生！你赶快来！我那个十岁的小孩刚刚吞下去一支笔！” “喔！我马上过去，大概十分钟或二十分钟就会到了！” “是，不过在.....在这个中间我该怎么办呢 ... ...